Domtar launches antimicrobial office paper, Scranton moans (Gadgets News)

Narrowly edging out Dunder Mifflin as the “world’s first” paper company to deliver antimicrobial office paper to North America, Domtar is ready to crank up the winders in order to deliver its specialized paper to healthcare agencies, educational facilities, and dysfunctional offices everywhere. The paper, which can purportedly be written and printed on without any special accommodations, is coated in a silver compound that protects it from “he growth of bacteria, odors, fungus, mold and mildew.” Furthermore, laboratory studies reportedly show a 99-percent reduction of MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) and K. pneumoniae compared to unshielded sheets, adding to its shelf life and keeping those secretaries free from lingering germs. While we’re not exactly certain when reams of this germ-free paper will hit your local Office Depot, we’re well on our way to a perfectly sterile office environment — well, aside from that chewed up pen cap you handle each day.